I need to say something here, so please indulge me this for just a moment....
Dear Church Family,
I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
I swear to you that we really are a good family.
I would not send my 6 year old to church functions if I thought he was going to puke all over Noah's ark..maybe he was just a little sea sick? Maybe I should have given him a dramamine before he boarded..or those wristbands?
I do not encourage my 5 year old to tell "penis stories" in bible class-so, so sorry Valarie and other adults that had to cover their faces to hide the shock and horror!!! I will tell the teachers tonight not to let him speak!
I promise we are a good family...
...it's just that we are that family!
No, really.....we are.
I can take it-at least with a dose of something prescribed for me by my doctor!
Maybe our sole purpose here on Earth is to show you that God does in fact have a sense of humor?!?
4 comments:
Um, I totally want to go to church with you. You would definately help us fit in!!
You are the best! You totally make me smile and your blog and fb updates make my day. Hate that we missed tonight.
LOL - I feel you! Sorry it was a rough night. I am sure tonight went better! Thanks for the laugh - and for making me feel more normal!
hilarious! oh, and i love the subtitle of your blog!
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