Clocks a tickin'

"Want to see me do something really stupid?!" -Scar

"Want to watch me so something dangerous and really stupid?!" -Scar

"Who wants to see me do something really stupid?" -Scar

It's just a matter of time before we end up in the ER.

Just a matter of time...

Junk drawer

So let's play a game!

Let's pretend that my junk drawers look this good!

Notice that was a plural.....ugh!

I have decided that in the new house, I will not have a junk drawer!

If I do not have a junk drawer then the drawer will not be the drop off place for random things that no one wants to walk another 20 steps to put it in its rightful place.

Right?

So dear dear junk drawer, I am going to pretend that you are banished from my new house. I don't expect to see you ever again.

Ever

Cause my minions are going to be better about putting their stuff up.

Scout is going to be better about putting his stuff up.

I am going to be better about putting my stuff up.

Thank you for letting my enjoy my moment of delusional bliss!

I think I have another junk drawer to go clean out now....sigh.

Big big news....

I am married to a new Walmart employee!!

See, we live in Northwest Arkansas.

And there is an unwritten rule here that states...

"One adult in each family residing in the Northwest Arkansas vicinity, must have a job that somehow ties them to Walmart or it's affiliates."

What? You didn't know that?

Well, of course there is the slight possibility that I made that last part up.

Congratulations Scout! They are lucky to have you!!

nanny nanny boo boo

I know something you don't know!

I know something you don't know!


Well, I do.

A word to the wise

Never ever underestimate the determination of  boys.

I mean, they have they whole weight of the world on their little shoulders!

Best case scenario...they will change the world.

Worst case...they carry it off somewhere.....and not remember where they left it.

That's MY boy!

Scar shot his first deer this morning. 

An 8 point buck. 

First shot.

Dropped him.

He won a shoulder deer mount back in May at a Boats and Bucks event.

So now his deer is at the taxidermist being taxidermied...is that a word? 

Taxidermied? 

If it's not then it ought to be.

You should use it and impress your friends.

He will hang it UPSTAIRS at the new house.

Not downstairs...upstairs.

***DISCLAIMER***

PLEASE don't complain to me about killing Bambi and all that crap. 

The meat is being processed and we will use it and are splitting it with my brother and his family. 

It's my blog and I'll delete your comment if I so choose. 

So consider yourself warned.