Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!

I am surrounded! 

They are everywhere!

Yes, I am talking about boys.

Boys are interesting creatures. I would bet big money that if you opened a Zoo exhibit for boys and put them on display for people to come watch...it would be the  most visited exhibit.

I go in the kitchen to fix a meal...there they are. 

I go in the living room to try to work out and they want to know how much longer I will be using the TV.

I go to sit at the computer and someone one wants to play on  Webkins.

I try to shower and a little boy head peaks  in, says "hi mom!" and then climbs right in.

I try to pee and they follow me in, pick the lock on the door or  just yell at me through the door.

Forget trying to talk on the phone.

I do not know about your boys...but mine are stinky, loud, rowdy, and often disgusting. 

They push and hit and shove and grunt, trip, poke, slap, whack, thwart and pummel. 

They tie the little one to the tree- and leave him.

They build ramps from boards and slides and sling shot toys through the air. 

They eat off the floor if they think I am not looking. 

They fart and laugh.

They belch and it starts some odd chain reaction in the others.

They have been know to write on walls and refrigerators and floors and dishwashers and dressers. 

They cut BIG holes in my bed sheets.

They jump on the couch and on the beds. 

They jump off of anything that is more than 2 feet off the ground. 

They slosh all of the bath water out and use way too much shampoo. 

It looks like a disaster area after they brush their teeth.

They cannot pee in the toilet..but they can pee ON anything-trees, flowers, shrubs, wheels, they can cross streams and race!

WHY??? WHY???

I haven't the foggiest idea why they do 99.99% of the things they do, but I wouldn't trade mine for anything!!