I have issues. Big issues.
I am amazed and stumped by something.
Being the mom
of 4 boys, I think I have a fairly good handle on the whole boy thing...but why in the name of all that is sweet and loving in this whole wide world can they not pee IN the toilet??
I am amazed by this strange super power they have...they ALL have. Is it a game to them? Do they really just not get it? I am deeply perplexed by this and vow to one day have an answer for all you other girls out there. I found 3 of them gathered around their precious potty to find them racing to see who could finish peeing first!? What?? Really ?! Why?? Is this normal?
I promise you that is NEVER a phrase that I have ever uttered to another living person!! Again...I am deeply perplexed. I assume that some man somewhere will tell me that I will never understand because I lack the "boy part" that is needed in order for all of this to make sense!!
I think I am going to start The Boy Center for Pee Problems. I will train them in the whole IN the toilet thing....not on the floor, not beside or near the toilet...but actually IN the toilet.
Am I asking too much? I just want it IN!!
1 comment:
Oh...do I hear you! I think I will send mine to your center to get it all figured out. Mine don't miss as much as they just love "crossing streams". No matter how many ways I try to communicate this to Dawson, I really cannot play that game with him!
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