Keeping it Real

I'm a terrible house keeper.
I am bad keeping up with the laundry 6 people create.
I don't dust near as much as I should.
I have lots of half finished books.
I drink too much Dr. Pepper.
I forget about left overs in the fridge until they could probably crawl out on their own.
My porch is a wreck.
I am stubborn.
My floors need to be swept.
My table is sticky and has crumbs.
I hold grudges.
I get my feeling hurt easily.
I eat frosting out of the container.
I hide chocolate in the freezer for my own selfish reasons.
I forget to send Thank You notes.
I have an irrational fear of going to the post office.
I take on more than I can handle.
I don't say no.
I yell more than I should.
I cuss...sometimes like a drunken sailor.
I listen to boy bands.
I cry when I get mad.
My oven needs to be  cleaned.
I dance and sing while in the truck.
The upstairs looks like a Lego store, Barnes & Noble and Staples puked all over the place.

There you have it.

Keepin' it real.
And chances are....you can relate to a few of those too.