What I have learned....

Even kids can built a redneck bike....

Underwear on your head is evidently very funny.

You can have PEE races. I was actually unaware that this was possible or funny.

Gravity means nothing.

They don't know that sound travels.

"Alert! Alert! Alert!" being yelled from another room is not a good sign.

Dirt is a food group.

Kids can live by macaroni alone.

Ketchup is also a food group.

Dog biscuits are tasty.

Never laugh at a toddler with a golf club.

Just cause they got in...doesn't mean they can get out.

2 ER visits in one day with 2 different kids ain't funny!

Pretend farting noises are to die for.

Chalk is yummy!

If once is great the 100 times is awesome!

Puddles have a magnetic pull around them.

Red beads up the nose will get you a trip to the ER.

They are tougher than you think.

They are not nearly as sneaky as they like to think they are.

They really believe in the phrase "accidentally on purpose".

They are organized.

You can actually wear 7 pairs of under wear at once.

Baths are more fun if you can get the water out of the tub.

Friends are the best.

It's OK to cry.

Band-aids cure almost anything.

John Deere tractors ROCK!

Eating off the floor is acceptable.

Knock knock jokes don't have to make sense.

Every house needs monster spray.

Slugs really are neat...as long as they are outside.

Worms don't live long inside...or in pockets.

You can never have too many stuffed animals in bed with you.

What is behind you is way more interesting than what is in front of you.